The TL:DR is that, after the Crypt of the NecroDancer tournament I competed in on Friday night, my computer's hard drive bricked. Best Buy decided it was cheaper to buy me a brand new high end computer than repair the bricked hard drive. Now I have an all-in-one touchscreen computer and I decided to do some high tech finger painting. Obviously, I plan on using a capacitive pen for more serious art, but I finally felt like MS Paint made sense.

Paint, yo.