I was going to do more with this, but my computer is moving slower than a VH1 reality dating show contestant trying to solve a Jumble.

I know it's a damn good song to dance to when I almost get into multiple accidents because three different radio stations played the song in a row. Fabulous. Pitbull - Calle Ocho:

From the Portuguese counting to that wonderfully disturbing and hypnotic "mommy got an ass like a donkey" line (note to self: steal for period comedy of manners with culture clash to play on ass=donkey), I can't get enough.